[The Soup Nazi]

Wow, guy's not even been in charge for an entire week yet and the SHITSTORM's already in full assfuckin' swing (or so it seems now — ladies & gentlemen, it WILL get worse):

Dispute over border wall plunges US into crisis with Mexico, as Mexican president scraps White House visit

President Trump Delivers Word Salad of a Speech to GOP Retreat

Trump pressured Park Service to find proof for his claims about inauguration crowd

First 'sanctuary city' caves to Trump demands

Trump Strategist Steve Bannon Says Media Should 'Keep Its Mouth Shut'

Notice every link will take you to a Google News "realtime coverage" with plenty of sources, so I'm not cherry-picking, Kellyanne...