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Old 06.15.2015, 02:33 PM   #1247
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because i'm single this week, and i'm not bothering to cook, i had a peanut butter/raisin sandwich on whole wheat and a piece of celery. boring as fuck.

BUT THEN, i ate this whole heirloom tomato, like a big yellow taxi, on my right hand like an apple, the seasalt pinched between teh fingers of the left one, over the sink so it could drip freely, and it was so goddamn great and savory and spectacular, and later the chickens ate the leftover middle like a red horde of huns.
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