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Old 11.30.2013, 09:16 AM   #4
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dude you should come to my town. its not even suppressed by any sanity. its not even ridiculed. walk up the road and i'll show the church where they all speak in tongues each week and the entire fucking place goes up in delirious babbling. walk down the road and i'll show you christian after christian who genuinely believe prayer healed them or their siblings when they were children, or prayer put food on their table when they were hungry. walk around for long enough and you'll see the mad pastor and his mad girlfriend who exorcise demons from people and cure them of their gender dysphoria (since the demon always comes out in the voice of the opposite gender of the person its coming from).

or how about pastor 'corrupt business scam his entire congregation' or reverend 'kiddie mcfiddler'. the whole gangs here! and they run the fucking town.

most of them spend their time wandering around making quips like the folksy fucking bumpkins they are and arguing with the weather forecast which just makes guesses and is no match for their intuition. but if you have money to be pissed down the drain, mental illness to be exploited or 2nd hand furniture and clothes to buy you're in for a treat!
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