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Old 07.25.2006, 05:21 AM   #50
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touring tips:

if you're playing in holland, don't start stage banter about smoking marijuana, being stoned, or how much you like the "coffeeshops", etc... a gazillion bands have done that before you and it's no doubt the least original stage banter you could come up with. you'll have to be really funny to get away with it. (i.e. oxes)

also, if you're playing in a city different than amsterdam, don't say "hellooooooooo amsterdaaaaaam!"... just don't. even if it's a small country you're in and you're probally less than an hour's drive away from amsterdam, it is STILL STUPID!


these mistakes of course can be easily avoided by sticking with savage clone's rule of never talking to the audience.
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