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Top Ten Signs The Guy You're Watching Isn't The Real Dalai Lama
10. Beings lecture by yelling, "Let's get ready to meditate!"
9. Dedicates his first chant "to all the superfine ladies in the house."
8. When you mention "India," he shouts, "Go Hoosiers!"
7. He's in a steel cage wrestling a guy dressed like the pope.
6. Keeps asking where all the naked Woodstock chicks are.
5. He keeps saying "Funkalicious."
4. His roadies just handed a backstage pass to your girlfriend.
3. The real Dalai Lama would never make that many redneck jokes.
2. Ends sermon by saying, "Enough of my blah, blah, blah, let's hit the nudie joint."
1. Robes have "Baltimore Hilton" embroidered on back.
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