I, for example, really love to get yiffy outdoors. I don't want to be seen so usually find a very remote place at the end of a dead end dirt road. I usually stay in or very near the truck to be able to keep an eye out as well as have a bit of a hiding place if needed. Well one time I was really into a yiffy session with Bear (a small white teddy of mine, original name, I know). I had the truck seat reclined a bit making it hard to see out the window. I realized I hadn't looked up in a few minutes and did so. About 30 yards away was the game warden in his truck looking my way with his binoculars. I quickly sat up and struggled to get myself covered in a hurry as he started diving my way. I also hid Bear quickly. He asked me several questions about what I was doing out there, why it looked like I was struggling as he drove up, and if anyone else was in the truck with me. In the end, I know that he knew what I was doing, even if I never answered his questions fully. Made for a very awkward and uncomfortable drive home. Took a long time for me to do anything yiffy outdoors again, and I am a lot more careful now.
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