my last lap dance....
I went out with co-workers, ended up at a strip club where I was pulled on stage for lap dance where we ended up on the floor dry-humping. OK, all was well until our big company xMas party I attended with a date (actually, my now wife). They had a fun-time slide show on a theatre sized screen showing pics. I didn't know that they took pictures during the lap-dance, but found out the hard way during the slide show. I turned into jelly and slid down my chair and under my table like a cartoon.
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