good sir, I would masturbate (just to make you happy), but I'm afraid that my semen-stores are currently at an all-time premium.
I can't even remember the last time I had to touch myself in a loving way....
MORE THINGS I WANT TO KNOW:
when / where is Thunderbolt Pagoda playing next?
recommend me some good camping.
ART EXHIBITS WORTH SEEING.
OKTOBERFEST, JA?
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