i know what i am going to do with my life
 

i am going to spend it being the guy that says "but why aren't you playing in X?" when a band announce their tourdates.

hey, i did that with deerhoof, and it worked! they played dc after i begged them. ha ha. well not sure it was all me. ha ha ha. but i did implant the seed in their minds, im sure... :p the sad part is when they finally played dc i had moved to a different town (a Very Sucky One).

so maybe you can add to your purpose by "sending" these bands to towns where you're not. it will be even more absurd!

Good luck,irony or not.

I'm going to be the sort of person who posts smart-arse remarks to a load of people who have better things to do with their time than care.

*This message is well aware of its irony and would kindly ask its patrons to fuck off*

I'm going to be the sort of person who knows what he's going to do and when & how he's going to do it. There'll be no dithering at this end, once I get round to being that kind of person.

I'm walking through a field and it feels nice.I'd just like to ask you if you can fetch better sweetcorn than i can.Hungry.

man i can't stand the tinned stuff. the only sweetcorn i have ever had otherwise is this shitty goddamn processed crap. it's tasty but it's way unhealthy. sweetcorn is sexful.

James Blonde applauds to a person who knows what to do with it's life.

we all know who you are