i wrecked into a tre on my yard
 

boys and girls, enver drink and drive
get a cab if you have to
cause ifyou wreck into something it mightbe more expensive to fix it (nistead of taking a ctaxi home)

I'm not not laughing. No, seriously, I'm NOT laughing.










































Oh fuck it, I'm having hysterics.

this is cracking me up!
nistead!!!
and what the fuck is a "ctaxi"
do you live in a lighthouse and this is the sea-taxi bringing you home??

fuckin hillarious.

no doubt we will see pics soon. run outside and take pics run outside and take pics.

yeah do do!!!

my boss is off today and i need something to amuse me.

smithers get drunk and fall around for my amusement!

Well,you should do a J Mascis and cover 'Quicksand' by David Bowie.Apparently he was inspired to cover it by crashing his car into his dad's garage.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to porkmarras again."

There will be pics. Crypto just has to put his best shirt on, pour himself a drink, write the invitations, hire a DJ and a few supermodels and he'll be there in front of the wreck, grinning like an idiot.

Hahaha!A staged car accident with texan supermodels all around the wreck and crypto coming out of it,sounds like what a photoshoot for the Dazed And Confused magazine would be like.

PULL UP TO THE BUMPA BABY....

ok stop there.... there...... stop..... there..... STOP!!

oh shit....

Oh, Fishmonkey, if you weren't a bloke and a ManUre fan I could almost love you.

anyway he is rich and from texas so i doubt he really cares about tree's.

at least he didnt break his wine bottle and camera,phew

aww sonicl, dont hold out on yr love for me cuz i'm a red and yr a blue..
or is it that 6 points thats holding you back?

yeah screw the trees, replace it with an oil rig.

I could possibly kiss a bloke without retching, but never a ManU fan.

on a completely different note... but please lets get back to the whole car smashing into a tree thingy...


how do you qoute 2 people in one post??

Exactly.Why not go for mixed relationships?

ohhhh sonicl, say we adopted...

which football team would our child support??