im going to throw up in like 5 minutes...
 

i can feel it sitting in my stomach, waiting...

this sucks, im so sick.....

4...
3...

(Rob, it's not New Years Eve yet, silly.)

just practicing :)

Good idea. And to pick up where we left off...
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HA-PPY NEW YEAR!

Good luck with the evacuation, m^a(t)h.

evacuation complete, i threw up three times. i feel so much better now.

probably will throw up again though......keepiing the bucket close at hand.

Very wise.

I'm ill too. As are many others I know. There must be something going around.

I've been so very close to death yesterday and the day before I measured myself for a coffin (don't want to worry the parents). Luckily, 'twas a short-term thing, and predictions of my own passing were proved to be erroneous. Phew!

Meanwhile, I ruined a perfectly good pair of pants with rusty water and had to clean chunks of bile-y vomit from the toilet room floor. It was rubbish, I assure you.

Oh dear. I touched your mix tape today, too. You best not have sneezed on it.

There's no snot on my mixtape. Just good ol', harmless man-jizz.

hope you feel better.

I wondered what that white stuff was. I assume the red is blood? What the fuck were you doing?

It's not just cryptounnecessarilylongandmoderatelypointlessnaysu perflouslylongname that 'parties down', let me tell you.

Ah right. But it seems you partied rather up, then down, then up, then down, and continued in that fashion single-handedly until you were done.

Can't have those soaring highs (girls, booze) without the plummeting lows (awful pictures, bodily fluids).

I was talking about wanking.

You were? My apologies. This was one of the rare ocassions when I wasn't.

I thought it was rather obvious. Then again, it's late..