Why is Porky a Bitter old Hag?
 

Well?

He has sand in his vagina.

He's on the rag or as some would say "on the period".

Aah the sand vagina!

and he has aids

And he has a very small penis.
Is there any other reason why he would act so cranky all the time?
I guess not.

Good mental health, Sonic Gossip.

It's because he wants to get banned from this here messageboard. He comes here to be the big man, because in reality, he is far from the big man. Therefore he will do anything to crave attention. But this craving of attention brings along with it obsessions, this board being one obsession that he can't pull away from. Hence all the shit threads and hate he spits out on the board. And for this very reason, is why I hope he does not get banned. And well, it is quite funny watching him make a dick of himself.

Porkie got owned.

True. These teeth are a burden for him.

He's not so bad.

Pfft. I get this sort of stuff from ugly looking gays who want to marry me all the time. Being sexy is not always easy, you know?

I remember on the old board there was a thread called "fuck atsonicpark" that had like 30 replies and I never even bothered reading it all or replying. Shrug...

Though I am sorta starting to like the idea of anti-[insert username] threads, I think they're funny.

They didn't have facebook back then, did they, atsonicpark?

Beats me.

porky is not old.

he needs to get some pussy