How to appear sophisticated
 

Any advice?

I try to use the fork upside down in my left hand and the knife in my right.

I order wine for dinner when we're out.

I wear jackets now, and ties.

I try not to be obvious about staring at attractive women.

What else can I do?

What do you do?

its all about the benjamins

Take a lot of pictures of yourself with your mouth and eyes wide open and a big party with blonde girls as the backdrop, then post them on some nerdy messageboard.

What are those?

I was thinking I might drop my articles, like, say "I'm going to Hospital" instead of "going to the hospital."

I might start drinking martinis.

I could add a pistol holder beneath my glove compartment.

use articulate language and stick to your beliefs. A lot of them dig guys that are smarter than them as long as you're not an ass about it.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Savage Clone again.

Cuff links.

Clone, I just repped you, my good man, for the cuff links suggestion. So simple, and yet so elegant.

What about pictures of yourself in a cardboardbox?

benjamins??
they are hundo's...
you know??

you should get some nice wine bottles and start a collection

don't scratch your ass and then sniff your fingers. especially at the table.

say "indeed" alot.

have a brit accent

Sorry, Crypto, I don't know hundos either.

How about French? Should I learn some French?

You should ensure that you wear "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts under the jacket

Indeed! Quite good. Thank you.

Indeed.

Hundos = Hundred Dollar Bills

indeed!

(ouch.....)

mmm, that's going in the other direction...