Omg My Friday Night!
 

Last friday hayden and me and a few other people were getting drunk and Hayden got wasted.

The button fell off of his pants so he was trying to take a piss outside and Mr.Alcoholic kept walking around with his pants at his thighs. Showing off his blue boxers (He calls them boxers, they looked like blue whitie tightys to me and I was fairly sober) to anyone who cared to look his way.

And he walked all the way from SAs parking lot to SAs bathroom like that.


He puked 5 or 6 times.

You would not believe the dumb shit he was saying.

He is a funny kid, though. All of you should've been there.

Eat me. I'm bored.

Our Hayden?

Yeah.

Thats the whole reason I posted it.

He was piss drunk and it was fucking hilarious. I had to babysit him through most the night though.

you met hayden already?

Not sure if that was a sarcastic comment or not ALEIN, but Im assuming Better Than You and Hayden knew eachother outside of this forum because they're from the same area

ooh ok, hah silly me. Is having red hair the only way to get into their town? :P

WELCOME


Praise him, redheaded devil children.


Don't forget, if we catch you selling meth, we'll take your hot car and use it for a prop in our ineffective D.A.R.E. program.

Why, yes. I was piss fucking drunk.

Drone, you hit Willmar pretty much spot on.

Oh, and they were boxer-briefs. You're wrong, ema. FACE IT.

great
i can sleep at night now.

really fishmonkey???

yeah, my life is fuckin complete now.

Why do i keep on thinking that this Better_Than_You business might be Hayden in disguise?

yeah i think so too...


i'm gonna create "fishdonkey" its an adaptation of Fishmonkey where i can come online and go OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG..... define me define me love me love me.....

guess what Fishdonkey done last nite Dorkmarras... guess... have a guess go on......go on guess.....

*rolls eyes*

Because you're a paranoid fuck.

We call the non-red heads "cunts" or "mexicans", and we burn them when they're born.

You see?The temper is starting to show.Haydenette anyone?

Hello Haydenette!

ha ha!
busted.