I just fucked my guitar cord.
 

It fucked me actually, right through my pee hole. It wanted some back door action too, but I told it no.

Actually this is kinda true, as a bunch of my cords are frying out on me lately, and the lifetime warranty on these is turning out to be a fucking pain just to get them fixed or replaced.

same here

I think those "lifetime warranties" are null and void if you actually use the product.

Bought one at metro sound and lighting and went back there the other day and the plugs are loose and cutting out and the guy was insisting that I was beating on it, which wasn't the case at all, the way these are designed (whirlwind) the tips just come loose under normal use. He gave me the info on the company and I don't even feel like bothering putting the effort into trying to get a new one.
Got another from Twin Town that fried out just after a few weeks, I may as well try and get it replaced next time I go there. Hopefully they will just give me a new one.

i payed 20 euros for one and its still working, thank god.

Don't even get me started on my experiences trying to get those two-faced smiling jackasses to stand behind their shit.

Ouch...please feel free to pm me for an elaboration on this, now I'm curious.