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floatingslowly 11.05.2012 01:07 PM

If I were Savage Clone, I would....
 
Eschew Facebook in favor of a nice evening with custom sci-fi furniture, nazi funeral marches (on vinyl test-pressings), and turtles.


WWSCD? thread: GO!

!@#$%! 11.05.2012 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Eschew Facebook in favor of a nice evening with custom sci-fi furniture, nazi funeral marches, and turtles.


sounds about right.

if i was savage clone i'd just make it all right by going carnivore

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 01:18 PM

I would ride my bicycle through the midnight streets of Minneapolis, shouting the English translations of obscure Norwegian psych-metal bands, so that EVERYONE can KNOW; once home, I would set the sounds my tires made to music.

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 01:23 PM

I would sort my underwear drawer according to varying shades of blackness.

jon boy 11.05.2012 01:27 PM

cut my hair and get a job.

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
cut my hair and get a job.

Good one! If you were Savage Clone, you would have hair to cut.

Trama 11.05.2012 01:42 PM

...be sighing with disgust at this thread?

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 01:57 PM

I'm not going to reply to that because you might really be Savage Clone.

(best answer yet)

Rob Instigator 11.05.2012 02:09 PM

grow a moustache

 

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 02:13 PM

Please note: unless you ARE Savage Clone, these should be things you don't already do.

Ahem....

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 02:16 PM

For example: I wouldn't post 'listen to Salamander', because I'm already doing that, but not while touching myself.

The post "I would listen to Salamander while touching myself" remains ON-TOPIC.

Thank you for your compliance.

!@#$%! 11.05.2012 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I'm not going to reply to that because you might really be Savage Clone.

(best answer yet)


do you really not know that's jico or are you joking?

(the old question of tone in the internet)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
grow a moustache


 


^^ THIS

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 02:46 PM

Who's jico.???????

Some dude, I'm sure.

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 02:53 PM

Because you are a hardcore literal being, I shall rephrase for clarity, and simplicity.

'of all the answers given (namely, by me), that is the one most likely to reflect true Savage Clone behavior, and potentially, the cause for this thread'.

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 02:55 PM

Sidenote: of The Thousand Names of Jico., I'm extremely amused that 'Jico.' is the one he gets saddled with.

Lulzy

!@#$%! 11.05.2012 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
Sidenote: of The Thousand Names of Jico., I'm extremely amused that 'Jico.' is the one he gets saddled with.

Lulzy


whether this is linguistically correct or not, it's the one name of his that sounds more portuguese to my ear, hence it's the one i tend remember as a sort of identity, but everyone notices different things so who knows what others will remember (verme, prevaricator, etc).

Trama 11.05.2012 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trama
...be sighing with disgust at this thread?

...

Thanks guys. Feeling a lot more like clone now (minus the leather pants).

Trama 11.05.2012 03:44 PM

Btw, that is not a slam. I just doubt i could get away with it. I envy you sir.

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
whether this is linguistically correct or not, it's the one name of his that sounds more portuguese to my ear, hence it's the one i tend remember as a sort of identity, but everyone notices different things so who knows what others will remember (verme, prevaricator, etc).

Oh, I do it too. I just find it funny as he once stated his dislike for the name, being that of some guy he know/knew.


That said, I have never once outed any of The Thousand. He is well to be afraid of being backtraced to the toy factory.

I mean, what would Santos Claus say?

floatingslowly 11.05.2012 03:58 PM

If I were Savage Clone, I'd be too bubble-wrapped to know any of The Thousand Names of Jico..


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