What kind of table manners & eating habits do you have?
 

Do you:

eat like a pig?
eat with your hands instead of using cutlery?
talk with your mouth full?
eat while watching tv?
make squishy noises with your mouth half open?
burp or fart at a table full of guests?
throw food around?
eat small portions or consume large amounts?
walk away before everyones finished eating?
play footsy footsy under the table, with your pretty cousin?
pick your nose?
chew with your mouth open?
scream and shout?
tell dirty jokes or stories?
wipe your mouth on your sleeve?
gobble up your food without tasting it?
forget to wash your hands?
put your elbows or feet on the table?
get greedy and leave nothing for the rest?

What?

Well, I sometimes eat a little too fast, while watching tv.

i eat left handed even though im right handed, apart from that im normal i guess.

i normally eat while watching something or reading. always taste my food unless i am really hungry but i do have manners. i cant stand it when people just open their mouth and pile the food in. plus if i can smell raw fish or duck then i cant be in the same room.

yep thats all me



thats hillarious

I'm pretty good I guess, depends on the context. At my shitty university accomodation house I eat in front of the TV but at dinner with family or friends I'd say I'm better than most of my generation.

I eat food that isn't good for me. I use cutlery, but sometimes I put too much food on the fork and there's a struggle to get it all into my mouth, resulting in tomato-sauce-face or a stained shirt.

Footsy-footsy, 'eh? Not with cousins.

I rarely sit at a table to eat unless i'm in a restaurant.I generally eat at my desk both at home and in my office.

Sounds like you eat alone most of the time, pork? :(

What are you, Dilbert?

Most of the time i do.Even whenever i was going out with someone,unless we went to a restaurant together we always worked at different times orhad different time schedules.

Poor you. :[

You'll find that most people in London tend to have fucked up eating habits because of the lifestyles that they lead.

That's tough. Coming from an italian(sardinian) family, it's a little awkward, but I'm sure you still eat moms cooking when you can?

I miss that, living here in Holland. You know, the whole family sitting together, talking about the day and digging into the pasta.

Not particularly.I lived by myself since i was 18 so it's not something that i'm that used to anymore.

The only time i get to eat with friends is if we make it a date and well in advance.Other than that i get to eat with some of my collegues if we happen to take our breaks at the same time(wich is very rare).

I eat very politely. I'm a whore for fashion and posture.

even when i am with my family we dont eat together. well i dont really eat with them that is. if two or more members of my family are in a space together then an argument will happen so i avoid this at all times.