Cantankerous: The Alpha Female?
 

i think so.

<3

I don't even know what that means.

It means she has peed on the most trees.


And she gets to eat first.

... and that she has the alpha male all to herself.

Large and in charge, eh? She'd probably prefer the more romantic femme fatale tag, but yeah, I guess I can see the alpha thing fitting. Hard-charging, ruthless, in command. But beneath the hardboiled exterior, as sweet and lovable as a baby kitten pussy cat.

woof.

the alpa female is so tired she literally can't stand up.

Worn out from the Big Apple?

no.

oh.

maybe it's because i was running up and down the street getting sandwiches for my record stocking cohorts and i haven't had any goddamn coffee all day.

but that's pretty unlikely.

No goddamn coffee all day. Fuck that shit. I'd quit before I'd let my goddamned work cohorts make me go without coffee.

are you mocking me? i don't have to take that from you.

too cute

cantakerous is the UBER female!

alpha tribe bitch goddess. hmm. can we not have the board females fight, you know like that episode of sealab were murphy makes all the stormies and quinns fight in the roman arena in the end. all the board females must do that, wearing nothing but pink panties and easy tear TM sonic youth t-shirts, and the winner with the greatest bitch nail claw swipe gets to... oh dear, clean up on keyboard 1.

the alpha female is Pink

she is the spokesperson.. uhh sorry spokeswoman for the girl in yr class that smelt of piss

I'm the alpha fag. I could easily kick Porky's ass.

Oh, and but of course Cantanky is the Alpha-Female. She could kill any of us.

Paranoia and aggression. First signs of caffeine withdrawal. Go get some coffee, sweetheart.