porkmarras
 

is porkmarras still about?
i cant see posts or threads from him as i have been away for the past 2.5 weeks?

am i missing something?
did shit go down?

He moved to the Sugababes discussion board after a particularly nasty exchange in the Sonic Youth vs Sugababes thread.

There was all sorts of (as you call it) shit going down.

EDIT: I would post a link to the thread if I wasn't feeling so lazy. Just do a search.

Porkmarras is currently in hiding following what is beleived to have been an unsuccessful attempt by him to be adopted by Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

Did they turn him down?

Not black and cute enough.

Although he's got the cute covered.

aww post me the link pookie, i dont have the time to do a search, i'm in work today

lads....


i want answers... where the fuck is he?

He got kicked off for telling a homophobic joke.

really???

It was the one about the black pudding, the white pudding, and the brown pudding.

Be careful, Pookie. Even referring to that joke can get you banned in the new SY board police state.

Have you told Fishmonkey about the SY board police state?

I've got to go now, so you'll have to explain it to him.

i hear brad and angie are in a war with madge and guy over who will adopt him. jen and vince may join the struggle.

c'mon someone explain.

Hey where is he I sort of miss the bloke.

Yeah, it's kinda like when a bully at school beats you up everyday and then the beating suddenly stops. You miss the attention. Your day feels incomplete.

He repped me yesterday, he's not gone. But yeah, I haven't seen posts from him in quite a while

This could be a good thing. He's nicer when he's quiet.

good thing??

no way is this a good thing, he kept this board going with madcap humour.
he's one of the soundest blokes here, outspoken yes but also very sound..

this sucks..

next you'll be telling me Hip Priest and Glice were fucked off the board...

wow, this place is gettin pretty shitty pretty quickley

board police indeed.

FUCK THE POLICE.

It'd be nice to see him posting again.