I R GAY
 

Yes. It's true. Wallow in grief, women. Shout for joy, Clone.

So what do you want? A medal?

:D

Only kidding with you.

Yes I expect there will be some gnashing of teeth and painful tears amongst the girls in your postal district this evening now that this information is out.

Postal district?

Try this entire board.

inb4ban

I'm not surprised.

A few weeks ago I found out one of my classmates (whom I've known for a couple of years) was gay. Once again, I was not surprised at all. His speaking tone was wayyy too feminine for him to be straight.

whatever

I R gay too, oops dman it now everybody knows.

Grief? I am rejoicing.

I am shouting, but it was purely due to the fact that it actually fucking snowed today.

it did not!

FUCK THIS WEATHER.

If it is going to snow it needs to not fuck around. It needs to actually snow.

I never seen snow in my whole entire life.

It only snowed hard for a little bit and them it was instantly sunny. The wind is quite raw today as well.
I don't mind cold, but fuck a snow.

it's always snowing when cantankerous is around.

I like snow but I like SNOW. Not dinky pussy little excuses for snow.

I know what you mean, I hate that lame rain we get here in L.A.

They have special shampoos for that, you know.

That reminds me of a time on the bus when this annoying kid stood up and say "I'm a gay robot". A friend and I said "You're a robot!?" at the same time, totally unplanned. It was pretty funny.

I would rep you but you know...

Hey, Hayden, I need to know: Do you have a camp queeny voice?

Pork doesn't have a camp queeny voice, you know. He has a voice like an Italian Lee Marvin. Although I suppose there's a possibility that to an Italian Lee Marvin's voice could be quite camp, they're a funny nation.