I want to shoot morphine into my things.
 

I'm having terrible thigh cramps lately. Just awful! My upper legs and my calves are all kinds of fucked up. I walk and run every day- stretching beforehand- and get plenty of exercise. I'm a fit and healthy person, but according to my legs I'm an arthritic 80-year-old!!!

So I want a needle of morphine. I want to fill it. I want to stick it deep into that endless, fiery ache and plunge it into my muscle.

Seriously- it hurts. Sometimes a throbbing, sometimes it's sharp, sometimes it feels like mt bones are rubbing against eachother. Maybe I lack some kind of tissue or marrow. :(

Work day's almost over and I'm dreading the small amount of walking I'll have to do to get back to my apartment. Anyone got some morphine?

Pleeease??!?

Also, the thread title is supposed to say "thighs", obviously. Der. :)

I'd love to help you but.....yeah...I think it's pretty obvious why....

I appreciate the thought. It's nice to know you've got someone who would commit a felony for you :D

Just a spam post about what's been ruining my day(s) lately. It'll be something else soon. I just took some potassium and quinine and I'm hoping that'll calm it down.

But thanks for the thought!! :)

this thread had such promise. you meant thighs. :(

pfft, pussy.

Intramuscular injection is a waste of time. Stick to IV'ing heroin.

i'm sure all sorts of men would like to inject all sort of things into "your things" but for your sorry pains i recommend:

1) "barefoot running" by ken bob...something.

2) POSE running (do a search)

3) throw away your old running shoes learn to go barefoot or "scantily clad" so to speak.

4) quit stomping, duh

oh, THOSE things

Yeah, I did get in to see my doc at the last minute yesterday, and they gave me something called ultram, which I don't remember from my pill-popping teens.

It's not really helping so far. :(

okay let me hammer this shit once again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN1x3Ik1t5Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Nt4WgQed8 <-- you'll wanna mute the audio for that one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIT7t2jtdP0 you've read born to run yet? awesome book. this is the best video of the bunch btw.

Morphine is awesome! When I had my c-section they put a morphine time released drip in my spine and would keep putting more in my iv every time I said I was hurting still. I had so much I puked.

Find you a pillbilly get some oxies or vicodin

Same here! (I didn't have a c-section though!:D) but after a major operation I was put on a morphine drip which I could self administer. I had some good hallucinations too, thought there was spiders everywhere!

Really? They give you opiates during childbirth? I never knew that. I guess I always assumed they'd think it unsafe, which it most likely is.

Kinda makes me want to have a kid. :D

I had a stomach biopsy last year, and they gave me morphine for the procedure. It was weird, though, because I didn't feel it. Probably too wacked out from the valium they gave me with it.

i fucking hate opiates. i don't see the fun. gimme a good mild psychedelic any day over that.

you guys really enjoy constipation?

"mild"

lol amatuers

lol HST wannabes

I LIVE in Bat Country.

omg so goth.

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