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CHOUT

09.29.2006 11:43 PM

The Metal Sludge rockstar penis chart.

This is amusing. Groupies rate the rockers they have fucked:
http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemi d=54

jennthebenn

09.29.2006 11:53 PM

if i had to pick the pussyeater between hanneman and king, i would have
picked king. groupies have so much to teach us.

this is a ridiculously funny read.

static-harmony

09.29.2006 11:55 PM

Funny.

CHOUT

09.30.2006 04:06 AM

Yeah this is pretty hilarious. There's other sections on there dealing with groupie concerns/issues.

hey alex

09.30.2006 10:48 AM

Stevie Benton / Drowning Pool
An insensitive butthead. Not much going on in his pants or in his head.

nice

SpectralJulianIsNotDead

09.30.2006 11:44 AM

Glenn Danzig / Danzig The bottom line is his cock is just like him, short.

Billy Idol
He's no Leviathan, but he definitely knows what to do with the 6" he has. He likes you to put on a show for him, and make sure you leave your stilettos on. He's the type that will feed you strawberries from the nightstand and might growl during sex. He's also drunk a lot, so be warned.

Anthony Keides / Red Hot Chili Peppers
A very large penis. One girl told me, "his penis is beyond just gorgeous." He has a very clean body and is an amazing kisser.

^^ My friends mom said she actually had sex with that guy before he was famous and before she was married and said it was the best night of her life. I guess she wasn't making it up.

Trasher02

09.30.2006 12:13 PM

Duff McKagan / Ex-Guns 'N Roses
Duff is a quick shooter.

Everyneurotic

09.30.2006 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

^^ My friends mom said she actually had sex with that guy before he was famous and before she was married and said it was the best night of her life. I guess she wasn't making it up.

that's fucked.

krastian

10.01.2006 01:14 AM

Dino Cazares / Fear Factory
Nothing much exciting here. About 5 inches and rather greedy in bed. Doesn't sound like a good time.

Ha ha.......Dino still rules though.

CHOUT

10.01.2006 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

This is funny. I had seen this site a long time ago, but had completely forgot about it. Thanks CHOUT.
I wish these whores would sleep with someone I am actually interested in knowing about sexually though... I bet you Thurston is hung like a horse.

That's easy - just ask Kim next time you see her. I dare you!

Danny Himself

10.01.2006 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHOUT

That's easy - just ask Kim next time you see her. I dare you!

I'll double that dare. I may ask them a few questions myself next time. A sort of impromptu interview.. Paris, here I come.

Everyneurotic

10.01.2006 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krastian

Dino Cazares / Fear Factory
Nothing much exciting here. About 5 inches and rather greedy in bed. Doesn't sound like a good time.

Ha ha.......Dino still rules though.

so that's where you stand on the whole dino vs. the rest of ff? i myself didn't care, they had started to suck, same with brujeria.

Trasher02

10.01.2006 12:09 PM

Thurston Moore / Sonic Youth
Hadn't had a groupie in years but insiders confirm that Thurston's cock has a giant Merzbow tattoo on it!!!
Just kidding it's a Rather Ripped tattoo (bummer, eh)

krastian

10.01.2006 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

so that's where you stand on the whole dino vs. the rest of ff? i myself didn't care, they had started to suck, same with brujeria.

I don't care either.

golden child

10.01.2006 11:23 PM

are these measurements hard of soft?

finding nobody

10.01.2006 11:28 PM

fun to read indeed!
http://groupie-central.com/ used to be a website similar to this one. but it looks like some jerk made it into bible information

king_buzzo

10.02.2006 06:23 AM

thats pretty funny

atari 2600

10.10.2006 03:17 PM

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