Why am i not allowed to be chinese?
 

A bit pissed off about that.

Says who?

Genetics.I want to be chinese,that's all.

Oh, you mean literally?

I had Chinese food for my dinner tonight...ooooohhhh.....spooky.

I'm pissed off.Either i become chinese or you'll pay for that.

Huh...?

I want to rock out s sexily as this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=66MK9NrB_XI

Hey, the grass is greener...

I want to be Italian.

Is there any way?they rock out the way it used to be.

Li Yuchun, winner of the Chinese pop idol-type programme. She's a cutie-pie.

 

what kind of a haircut is that supposed to be?

im watching the shining, and porn, eating ice cream and mastrubatin in the same time. hows that for a change?

That's the haircut of a cutie-pie.

looks like some kind of psuedo-mullet to me.

she would be a lot cuter with different hair.

her head is far too tall

She's pretty good looking.

But I know how you feel Porkie, I always wanted the privelage to call people "Nigguh'z" but it's not acceptable for me to say it

if by cutie-pie you mean really quite ugly... i totally agree.

I think she's quite pretty. She has a stain on her shoulder, so that takes away from it a little bit

she has a simple minded facial expression too

porkmarras, this is for you.

abracadabra, alakazam . . .

ni shi zhongguoren! (ni hao. ni jiao shenme mingzi?)