Toilette!!!!!!!!!
 

how was your holiday?

oh and you know i could call (read: ring) you even though i'm supposed to be at a party right now if you're not getting charged for incoming calls from crazy people.

i don't get charged for incoming calls, but transatlantic calls must be very expensive. besides, i'm not fond of the telephone.
my holiday was great, how was your trip to chicago?

here's the kicker: i'm not paying for it.
and this could be a once in a lifetime experience for you! in a month i won't be able to afford it because i will be paying for it!
and my trip to chicago was nice.

well, i'm very tired and irritable, so now probably isn't a good time.

did you see the touch n go 25th anniversary thing? is it true big black sucked?

i'm ALWAYS tired and irritable! hence the name?

yes i did, but i liked big black.

ok, cool.

well i'm off to bed as is past 5am and i can barely think. enjoy your party!

i'm stretching out my time as fashionably late for another hour anyway.

Lucky you Cantankerous going to New York in a month, I have to postpone mine till next year around this time. You know finishing my transfer units and all.

T&B's number - now THAT would have been fun to prank. I think you should share the goods, Titties.

Details on your holiday. Lurid tales of debauchery preferred.

unfortunetly for you cantankerous doesn't have my phone number.


Anyway, i didn't get up to any lurid debauchery in Serbia or Montenegro, they aren't very decadent places. it was more just civilised consumption of booze and hanging around with various people. and eating lots of salty & greasey meat.

I could quite easily solicit T&B's number, but he does have a really high-pitched voice, like a chipmunk, so I don't think you want to hear that.

Just so that it becomes clear.Toilet and Bowie looks ten times more good looking in the flesh than on photographs.Saturnine,you're onto something there.

How much Serbian did you pick up on your trip, and welcome back.

i would PAY to hear that.

i'm not sure of spelling but here goes:

dva - two
piva - beer(s)
jelen - deer
zivoli - cheers
hvala - thank you
cigari - cigarettes
sendvic - sandwhich
pjleskovic - beef burger
molim - please
dober dan - good day
ciao - hi/bye
zasto - why
menjasnica - exchange
nekretnine - estate agent

i don't know how to type that point upside down circumflex accent that you get on Zs Ss and Cs though.

it's too bad that neither of you will ever have me

Tell me about it.Enough problems with the love of my life today.You still look lovely.

too bad i don't want you anyway.

what?!

i don't know what you're talking about.