I Will Pay Someone to Write my Resume (CV for you pretentious Brits)
 

Seriously.

Every time I have to write an overview statement of my goals and ambitions, I gag enough to impede all thought processes and typing abilities.

I'm poor, but I can negotiate.

come on now.... you're a smart girl. surely you can just write down some bullsjit. that's what everyone does.

if I had any idea about what you do or are trying to do, I'd do it for free.

here's how you start:

objective: to be a part of a glorious mission to the stars in which I am the supreme commander making life or death decisions everytime we make the jump to hyperspace.


feel free to copy/paste. :)

Since you took so long to respond, I did it myself.

Thanks to all you useless fuckers. At least floatingslowly tried. And someone offered in PM, but he/she was too late as well.

I had coffee.

Excellent suggestion on the objective. I wish I had seen it before I went with "eventual mass extermination of the sociological inferior according to the principles of Darwinism, with the ultimate goal of creating a tyrannical utopia over which I, naturally, preside."

I'll use yours on the next one.

google: " intitle:Curriculum Vitae filetype:pdf " enjoy.

I laughed, then threw up a bit.

She has a silly accent.

Jeremy Kyle seems to crouch a lot.

The working class respond better if you get down to their level...like dogs.

For your Objective:

I will do it. That is all I have been pretty much doin lately anyway. On my way to workforce solutions apt now.