Egyptian virgins
 

according to Maj. Amr Imam's rigorous testing procedures, there were no (female) virgins amongst the protesters in Tahir Square.

"The girls who were detained were not like your daughter or mine," he said, stripping off his shoulder-length latex gloves; gloves typically reserved for inseminating horses.

"We didn't want them to say we had sexually assaulted or raped them, so we wanted to prove that they weren't virgins in the first place," an unidentified senior general later remarked off the record. "None of them were."

the virgins are waiting with god
you know when you gonna meet him or is he a she
if god is a she
is god a virgin?

gotto inform me at the vatican
i'll start writing a letter to the pope

Dear Pope,

I know the Church has no easy times in this future. Maybe the last future of the church. All the hard work of covering up of the sexual abuse scandals for nothing. All for nothing, all of you carefully orginased and nowing about it all the time. I also hoped that the priest never or never be punished for their horror. But this is not the reason why i write you this letter, dear pope.
My real question is if god is a she is god a virgin?

Greets from the eyes of god,

The satellite king

you really love me when i'm in a good mood

in heaven, are they real virgins or do they undergo hymen reconstruction on a regular basis?

wheres that signature from?, do you have ocd too :(

I do.

But it's from a film, Morgiana. Excellent film.

ssso they raped 'em and use a lame ass excuse to do so?

will watch

great band name

Possibly the only thing I will ever agree with you on.

only cause you're a stuck up priss.

I have a confession.

I'm not a virgin either.

I sinfully fornicate and commerce with devils.

:(

am I going to burn at the stake?????????????????

no...you'll just be fed a burnt steak.