what do you call a poop waterfall?
 

A cacade.

I can't believe no one has replied to this thread, this forum really has went to shit.

I almost laughed... almost...

I was going to say 2 girls 1 cup.

I tried to get it. I really did.
But I didn't post because I didn't want to appear as having shit for brains.


I have jokes about poop, tho.

I went to see Elliott Sharp at the Stone last night.

Before the set I waited to get into the world famous Stone bathroom (world famous because it is in almost every picture taken at the Stone due to its central location).

A very attractive young woman came out and when I went into the bathroom I was deeply impressed and somewhat overwhelmed to realize she had taken a very very stinky poo that competes with anything I produced (those feta omellets I like are rank a day later).

I couldn't get the smell out of my nose until walking home after the excellent set and some rotting meat in a pile of garbage 'rinsed' out my sniffer.

Two ants were sitting on the rim of a toilet seat. One said to the other, "Do you believe that storm last night?! All that thunder and rain!" The other ant replied, "I thought for sure we were going to drown! Good thing we had that log to hold on to!"