How should I paint my face for the 11th annual Gathering of the Juggalos?
 

My friends, and I are heading out tonight, and I'm considering picking up some face paint before we go. I was thinking of doing something black metal-esque with blackened eyes, and an inverted cross in the middle of my forehead. I certainly don't want to be one of the many painted up just like J, or Shaggy.

However, due to many factors, I may avoid painting up altogether. For one, The Gathering lasts 4 days (5, if you count the in-line party beforehand) and I don't necessarily want to be painting my face every morning when I'm partying and camping for the majority of a week. Also, the weather is supposed be scalding, and all it'd take was one swipe of my brow to fuck all of my hard work up.

Either way, despite the general hatred for anything Psychopathic Records related on SYG, I just thought I'd mention the fact that I was going, allow you guys to check out who's playing (since I know there are more than a few acts that definitely appeal to some of you), and of course, bring more wicked clown debate to SYG.

Here's the official infomercial that I doubt any of you will check out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xewi_Gdc8

It lists even more of the artists performing, and some of the activities provided.

WHOOP, WHOOP!! :D

Whoa, Tom Green.

Don't forget to mention your beloved (hed) p.e.

I've never really liked 'em all that much though, I probably won't even watch their set.

But, my friend talked to Tom Green on Twitter, and apparently he's going to be out in the crowd, partying, the whole time. So hopefully I'll be able to seek him out to say, "Sup?".

If I had known about Tom Green, I would've went to this, just for Tom Green.

haha, ditto.

Tom kicks ass.

hed pe still exists? for real?

Hard to believe as it is, apparently

But who cares? Vanilla Ice will be there! I'm SO going!!!!
























































(yeah, right)

the best underground music. Fucking lulz.

I suggest you open you're jugular and paint your face with your blood. Or just stop listening to shit ass music.


kthxbai

paint your entire body

you should paint Esham's dick going into your mouth.

So, I hear they really fucked up that Tila Tequila chick, huh?!

please tell me you took NR's suggestion....


and....did you participate in throwing shit at Tila?>

I could understand not appreciating ICP. They have a very, very, specific niche that many seem to hate. But honestly, aside from your distaste for any artsist on Psychopathic , are you really going to say that there were no worthy artists on the roster for the event? You're really denying some true talent.

I MEAN C'MON! You've got Red + Meth, Awesome Dre, Warren G, Brotha Lynch Hung, Naughty by Nature, Tech N9ne, Afroman, Mastamind, Tom Green, Dayton Family, Spice 1, Above The Law, Lil Wyte, Coolio, Gallagher, Lil Kim, King Gordy, and even motherfucking Tone Loc, and Rob Base!

Are you just not that much of a hip-hop fan, or what?




Yes, just as I expected. I don't know what ICP were thinking. Some Juggalos really love some shitty bands, but not even they are willing to stomach Tila Tequila.



She went on the exact same time as Tom Green, so I wasn't able to make it for that one, but I heard about it immediately after. Apparently she had not only had actual shit thrown at her, but someone chucked a brick at her face.

It's normal for Juggalos to get bored and start throwing Faygos, water bottles, and empty beer cans amongst ourselves at shows. Like moshing, it may seem malicious at first, but it's all in good fun; aside from the occasional asshole.

It was honestly the craziest party I've ever been to. Endless amounts of drugs to satisfy even the hungriest of cravings (weed, mollies, boomers, monkeys, meth, black tar, liquor, acid), tons of hot girls walking around topless (yes, some Juggalettes are nasty...but you have no idea how hot some of them are), gothic porn-star strippers (http://girlsofwolfpac.com/wp/ ), carnival rides, wasabi snorting/milk chugging/drunken-roller skating-blindfolded-boxing competitions (so much vomit!!! :)), wet t-shirt contests (hosted by Ron Jeremy + The Dayton Family), the hottest gothic slut getting completely naked, and fingering herself on stage until she squirted all over the place multiple times as her talent for Miss Juggalette 2010, and that's not even mentioning all of the outstanding hip-hop artists, comedians, present!

There was just so much going on - you honestly wouldn't need to be much of a Juggalo to have a good time there. It was insanely liberating, and relieving. I truly had the time of my life.

She had a great time too!!

did you or did you not paint Esham's dick on your face?

Dude, Adam, you've gotta seem Tom's new, live act! He's got this really disgruntled quality about his derangement now, that he never had in the height of his popularity. It's really helped his comedy adapt to his age.

I didn't paint up at all.

Either way, Esham wasn't scheduled (I think him and J might have some weird beef atm), and I missed Mastamind! :(

Esham & VJ beefing? Weird.

Anyway, did you catch Meth & Red? Or Lil Kim?

Coolio sucks.

Was Tom Green hilarious?