Tommy Wiseau should direct the twilight saga
 

help make this a reality guys.


i would donate an ungodly amount of time / would pull any strings i had to make this happen

sweet.

"The Room" is probably better than any film Hollywood has relased since Freddy Got Fingered.

wow, that would be awesome.

oh hi mark

HOW IT ENDS!

I read that Bella bites Edward and turns into a sparkly unicorn, only without the horn, which makes her kind of like a My Little Pony on acid. Then she bites Jacob too, and he turns from a werewolf into a really blinged-out toy poodle with super-twinkly toenails, and they skip laughing over the rainbow-painted horizon together, leaving Edward to ... See Moresulk in a picturesque but really, really deep way. Then the Cullen family reveal that they never actually were vampires; Carlyle is actually a bisexual hardcore Mormon polygamist who created the wimpire myth to cover his own nefarious activities. Eventually the FBI catch up with him and they all drink Kool-Aid.