How much have I missed?
 

I've been away from teh webs all day. What did I miss here? It seems like a lot. Just a few sentences would be nice.

Sonic Susie crawled out from under the bridge.
The upheaval has been nowhere near as entertaining as it should be for taking up so much space.
Board quality dips to record lows.
It's incredibly hot outside.

Satur9 banned.
AB and Satur9 reregistered.
Chris came and was a little bitch.
Sonic Susie came back.

FUCK OFF

I thought it was all hoaxing until I checked the member lists. Saturnine is just not there.