out of curiosity...
 

i'm thinking about having a threesome (a Ménage à trois if you prefer) with jesus. who's in?

oh, the controversy.

you're telling me, but it's gonna be HOT.

his father, i'm sure.

he's a little bird.

behold the old-skool 13" CRT in the background. most ancient.

anyway, here's my contribution

hahahahaha. most exceptional, symbol guy.

(i hope you noticed the blond that was giving jesus head)

i had problems in high school for making certain sexy drawnings of jesus.
never again.

i will give you a big fat 5 dollar bill if you will share the drawings.

they made me shread them to pieces :( fascists

blasphemy. i guarantee jesus likes being desirable.

what can i do to make it better?

yeah isnt that why he redesigned himself all blonde and blue-eyed?

he's like a porn star.

because people pay more attention to me when i pretend to be a girl?

jesus had a big ego.. and would be too busy to ever spend any time getting down. I would prefer moses I think. He was a lot more badass, and probably smarter. Soooo much free time to run off for a little lovin' on that long walk.

don't you just wanna drag your nails down moses' chest, phoenix?

I'm actually not a scratcher :o

and besides, in the desert, I wouldn't want him to get an infection or attract the vultures... WHO WOULD LEAD THE WAY IF HE WERE GONE? I dont think they had first aid kits back then. :(

Jesus was clearly smart. He got rich people to drop everything and follow him...not an easy task.

I'm sure he'd be OK in bed, missionary positions for all the missionaries?

Moses loved burning some bush though. Or was that someone else?

jesus got busted, he can't have been that awesome. Moses made a run for it and lived for a long time.

lol yes moses discovered the burning bush ^^ rawr.