eat your own cum
 

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/

http://static.lulu.com/items/volume_...212-1248413534

Ha! Cookingwithcum.com has been a standing joke in our house for a year or so. Basically, any time anyone cooks for the other two, and it doesn't taste like shite, it's "What's the secret ingredient?" "Oh, my man-paste". Not the funniest thing, but nice to see that SYG has caught up with a shit in-joke.

jon boy for the win!

keeping it simple can eat my own come.

its kind of old.

old man jam. mmmm

if only it tasted good.

Ok, now what?

Hahaha.

Hmmm, seems like a good Christmas present for some people I know.

I like the section entitled, "Cheese Jiz: Adding semen to your cheese." Our family has now been enjoying Jiz Burgers, Jiz Fries, and Salami & Jiz Sandwiches. Tonight we're eager to try the Banana Cream Pie.

I've tried most of the recipies in this book, many over the last weekend. I can truely say each one is a taste sensation!

We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook!

someone once jizzed all over my friends bike seat on a train once. that was pretty disturbing.

Was it a sexy-looking bike or something?

Or he just took a ride on it?

God I suck at jokes

that is so fucking disgusting, explain.

he was alone on the train, it was rural i think and late night when two guys got on and despite the completely empty carriage they sat right next to him which wierded him out a bit. so he decided to get up and moved to the other end of the carriage but forgot about his bike which was at the opposite end, the two guys went over to it and one of them, the one who kept smiling, had his back to him but was clearly cracking one off. they got off the train much to the relief of my friend and when he went to retrieve his bike there was the man jam right there. he waslked the bike home and burnt the saddle. it was a sexy bike though.

this was around the time they didnt have cams?

lets ask lisa.

http://lisa.nationalrail.co.uk/NRE/b...=1257444712383

This must be for all the vegets everywhere but apparently it's not just for sex anymore.