I haven't masturbated in over a week
 

It started out as a test of my own willpower, but now there's also money riding on it. :mad:

I think I'm going to start sending my friend pictures of hot women.

wtf is this seinfeld?

My life often reflects the plots of Seinfeld episodes.

Spectral could be George. Satan could be Elaine. I'll be Kramer. Who's gonna be Jerry?

i can't be elaine.

I've done it three times today. Abstinence is boring.

gmku is not in my lap.

You wanna be Kramer? I'll be Elaine.

that works.

Actually I think I'm a lot like Elaine.

can i be poppy and pee all over this thread?

No its not, when you're abstinent and depraved you're horny all the time. I'd never be as horny when I masturbated every day because I knew I'd get some later.

I'm just kind of curious how long I can go though. I'm pretty damn sure I can go longer than my friend who is in the bet with me.

This thread is like 8th grade.

i can go longer than any of you. because i have dick on call 24/7.

Stop masturbating in 8th grade for a week? No fucking way. At 14 I was so horny I could barely hold it together til the end of day at school.

No, I mean the mentality behind the thread.

My bet includes sex as well. Sort of my ace in the hole, because my friend's gf comes back from college for Thanksgiving.

this IS seinfeld then.

wankers.............

Oh please, I have the mentality of a 4 year old, not a 14 year old!