post in this thread if yr touching yrself
 

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u don't have to say anything [could be awkward]. just poaste

I just adjusted my socks...... what's next.

i scratched my thigh cuz it was itchy for some reason

left hand is squished between right leg and right tit because it was cold

am i doing it right

I'm poasteing.

My balls (and general shit) is nestled comfortably betwixt my legs. I am in a sat up but laying down in a bed position. My shit is massive so imagine some space down there.

^^yes, doing it correct.

i actually had to mimic what you typed because i'm tired and couldn't understand just by reading it, so in a way, we just played simon says.


edit- re: satan.... damnit pbrad

press red and then green twice for a high five

3/5 correct

Guess which ones.

almost threw up

"sweet and salty sea weed parade" made me lol/gag

stop while you're ahead.....

this threads status has moved to:

NC17

I'm sure you just want to chew us out, i.e. we're "boys" as you deem.

The internet is a haven of lies. Touch thyself if thou desires.

why don't you just give yourself head? even better....... ?

That makes sense, but in a sense in which I have to think of myself as a boy. I got too much hair down there (and some kind of maturity that women tell me that I have when I wear suits) to see myself as a boy. But I agree that it is interesting terminology. Rushing age and sex together like that causes friction. Peados would know, not that I'm say you are one. It's just an exaggerated example.

I prefer to say "girl" too, but when I say it, it sounds like "guurl"

Gerral. Yeah, not a pleasant word. I prefer "lady."

haha.

i was stroking my beard as i read this [without realizing it]

There is no such thing as "thinking too much."

This is a bit of a hypocritical statement. BED TIME!