Funny conversation between my Dad and I today
 

*my Dad lets out a fart*
Me: Your disgusting
Dad: For farting?
Me: Yeah. Why did Mom marry you?
Dad: Because I got her pregnant

Now, I have known this as long as I remember, but the way he said it today was just hilarious to me. I think it was because I wasn't expecting an answer.

BTW, I'm not a near-bastard child, it is my brother.

nice

I'm a bastard.

Haha.

i like yr dads sense of humor

Poignant with a bit of sadness.

Julian = Bud Bundy

that is fuckin Hillarious, my Dad says the maddest of things also, he just blurts em out without thinking (thats where i get it from) and then after he says it there's a room full of shocked people looking at him for an explaination, he's such a funny man and he dont even know it.

Shotgun weddings are nasty! ;)

Well, he wanted to marry her before he got her pregnant. He asked her to elope, and she didn't want to.

That's funny 'cause they always say that.

me three, even higher five.

me four, even higherest five!

By the look of your threads and posts i would have opted for abortion.

Yeah, my parents should have flown to England and aborted you. They still can. We want post-natal abortion on demand now!

Sounds like something from a sit-com.

It's a shame that you are still breathing.

Aww..look, you two are becoming friends.....thats so nice....remind me to pick up some peace lilly's and some patchouli oils...

Meh, I'm one step up the evolutionary ladder from you, I breath through my nose. Once you learn how to do that, I'll probably have evolved past the need for such a silly notion. Breathing, hah!