Bladder Prolapses
 

My girlfriend works at a medical clinic, and she received a file where a woman had a bladder prolapse. Now, a prolapse means "to fall out of", and many elderly people have "intestinal prolapses", where the intestine droops out of one's ass. We're wondering how an entire bladder can completely fall out of a fucking vagina.

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/prolapsed_bladder/article_em.htm

10 bucks says this turns into a new fetish.

"In women, the front wall of the vagina supports the bladder. This wall can weaken or loosen with age."

Sounds like the old bag was a dirty slut.

All I know is every night I gotta get up and take a piss at like 3 in the morning like an old man.

when your vag falls out something in the milk ain't clean.



coughWHOREcough

many times it happens because the woman has a baby and just pushes too hard or something.

this is why - if i ever have one - they are cutting me open and i dont care what they say just fucking cut it.

I knew a lady who coughed so hard her vajayjay popped out.

insurance inspectors got her though. she had tried to make it a work-comp claim.

now i'm going to be irrationally paranoid 'bout my bladder popping out.

thanks again syg!

you're right. and MOST of the time.. it's after 2 kids.

just fucking cut me open. i am telling you, if they fucking refuse to cut me, i swear to god, ill cut it myself, and they also need to make use of the hole and suck out some extra fat and some of that baby shit from inside.

also

does this thread need photos?
does it?

because i am ready

quoted for awesome.


please accept random google image.

"Prolapse" is one of my favorite words.

The Randian cultist's sense of self has prolapsed.

There was a band from Glasgow called Prolapse. They were incredibly good.

EDIt: Not Glasgow. Leicester or somewhere. Anyway, the important thing is they were good.

yes tell me about this band. i have one track that was really good but thats it, never found anything else.

did you ever listen to MJ Hibbett and the Validators, the band Tim Pattison plays in now?

and check this out, some of it is hilarious
Geordie Mick's Top 50 Irritating Things

 

1. Noisy eating
2. A toenail in an ashtray
3. Smell of sock when hungover
4. Holloway Road
5. Dog saliva on crotch of trousers
6. Skunk Anansie
7. Pigeon eating vomit
8. People wearing sandals, holding babies and dancing to dub reggae
9. Jeremy Beadle
10. Dandruff landing in crisps
11. The Battersby family
12. Blokes with long curly hair tied in ponytails
13. Belle and Sebastian fans
14. Robert Wyatt
15. Captain Beefheart
16. Alex Harvey
17. Rustling of bag
18. Scottish Mick's wobbly leg
19. Abbatoirs
20. Babies
21. Football
22. Charlie Chaplin
23. The X Files
24. Urine stain on white underpant
25. Fat children eating chips
26. Football fans rambling on about football
27. The big collar brigade
28. Pube stuck on sink, soap, kettle etc
29. Cat shitting during my Dinner
30. Pubs with football on the big screen
31. Snorers
32. Wankers who buy Cilla Black albums
33. Argumentative alcoholics
34. Gary Numan's lip
35. Friends (the US sitcom)
36. Our Friends in the North
37. Smell of bus driver's Armpit
38. Accidentally feeling snot wiped under tables
39. Mobile phone users
40. Blockbusters with Michael Aspel
41. A cat hair in some gravy
42. Prolapse being compared to Stereolab and The Fall
43. Hippies
44. That Carte Noir advert
45. Smell of wet dog
46. Bus driver's arse
47. Disney films
48. David Bowie
49. A wasp in an empty 'boil in the bag' fish bag
50. Garry Bushell

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