talk Dirty to me...
 

this thread is officially dedicated to sexual fetishism, or erotic fetishism- which is the sexual arousal brought on by any object, situation or body part not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature. (bondage, s&m, milfs, feet). whatever gets u off!


this is for amerikangod, !@#$%!, gmku, satan & nyf to talk all their nastiness in...

dont get me wrong, i luv it! but use this thread for all of ur sexy talk instead of the post/pic thread.
i keep going there to see some hot photos and am reading all ur horny talk. pfft.

I think I've died and gone to heaven. to be lumped in the same group as !@#$% and satan!

Fuck me.

Call amerikangod.

I'd rather call satan, thanks anyway.

I'm sorry but my perversions will not be corralled.

I can tell this thread will go far. Mark my words.

Hey, I wasn't getting all involved with the nasty! The lesbianic shit i do in the bedroom is not for the public to know about.

However, on the topic of kink, I will brag that I helped bring sexpert porn director Tristan Taormino to my college. I even got to go to dinner with her & friends afterward! Here's proof:

Hey you edited that.

^ I did because I know that certain people in that photograph don't want to have that posted publicly. You can still see Tristan and I though.

hey hey-- who the fuck died and made you board cop?

me i have a fetish for flaunting authority. no, call that a compulsion.

all i said was that i loves me some lady legs in black stockings-- a pretty commonplace preference, move along, nothing to see here.

amerikangod turned up the nastiness with his mother's corpse--hey, it's not my fault he keeps her in the basement for sexual gratification.

anyway, fiiiiiiiine. i'll try to humor your request but i won't be confined.

Actually, if you were more attentive and regular with your blowjobs...

holy shit, i've had a couple of her books for aaaages.

did she stuff you with anal beads? do tell...

We didn't fuck (although I'm sure if we did it would have been the craziest shit of my life) however her and her friends spoke in pretty explicit detail about their favorite anal scenes. Apparently, they are fans of butt plugs with pony hair.

pony hair??? back in the day, i bought her book about assplay for ladies. i think it was probably her first book. her big publicity thing was to say she was a niece of thomas pynchon (i think pynchon, could have been someone else). not sure if she still uses that schtick-- i don't think she'd need it anymore.

there was no mention of pony hair in that book-- i know cuz i read it cover to cover, twice, to great increase of my knowledge. eh, good to see she's been making progress.

well her FRIENDS were the ones who were talking about the pony hair.

but i have a feeling that she fucked most of the people at that table.

toys in babeland (<333) has a special butt plug named after her. meet the tristan.

ha ha haa

damn

Damn, I want that tristan butt plug. Is that too much info?

well

I don't have anyone to do anything "nasty" with at the moment but yeah, I like some weird shit. My favorite thing to do is, while fucking a chick, shove their panties in their mouth.

you guys scare me.
-covers virginal ears-


...:rolleyes:

my back is probably broken. bruised and swollen.
there are some serious black marks on my neck.
i can't walk.
there are welts on my ass.

i got tore up.