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Rob Instigator 04.28.2009 12:07 PM

Keira Knightly used to be so tasty
 
 



what happened? ahhhh, the vagaries of not eating enough calories.....

 

floatingslowly 04.28.2009 12:10 PM

OMG SHE ATE HER TITS.

Rob Instigator 04.28.2009 12:14 PM

fat deposites are the first thing to go when you starve! her titays were expendable!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVOLghost 04.28.2009 12:33 PM

I can't see her in the 2nd pic.

ploesj 04.28.2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
OMG SHE ATE HER TITS.


that made me laugh very hard. thank you mister.

fugazifan 04.28.2009 01:07 PM

her tits were never that big

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 04.28.2009 01:29 PM

Funny story

In my house we have a skeleton in a glass case. Keira Knightley was in my house once and she walked past it and turned to it and tried to fix her make-up, then asked me why her reflection wasn't moving.


Also after she swallowed my cum she said it was going to make her fat, and ran to the bathroom and made herself puke it out.

Rob Instigator 04.28.2009 02:28 PM

ha!

terminal pharmacy 04.28.2009 04:05 PM

maybeshe is losing the weight for a role...

Toilet & Bowels 04.28.2009 04:42 PM

maybe she isn't

pbradley 04.28.2009 04:45 PM

I'm surprised how older she looks in the first picture.

Looking it up, she's my age.

joe11121 04.28.2009 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
OMG SHE ATE HER TITS.


I almost peed my pants when I read this

ithinkimissyou 04.28.2009 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe11121
I almost peed my pants when I read this


yes

davenotdead 04.28.2009 05:58 PM

her tits were never that large

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 04.28.2009 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terminal pharmacy
maybeshe is losing the weight for a role...



I Was a Teenage Karen Carpenter Zombie?

Danny Himself 04.28.2009 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
her tits were never that large


Exactly, promo guys are always photoshopping big tits onto her so people will go see her films.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/...htley_says_no/

See, she's even brought it up herself.

Rob Instigator 04.28.2009 06:36 PM

push up/padded bras are effective

automatic bzooty 04.28.2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
push up/padded bras are effective

yeah, but no push up in the world would make the second photo look like the first. that shit is shopped.

Kloriel 04.28.2009 07:31 PM

 

Lamont Cranston 04.28.2009 07:34 PM

the first looks like it is from a ladsmag so of course it'd be shooped but then it would be too from any other sort of magazine, she has always looked like the second have a look at the photo collection on imdb


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