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Woman: You have a very nice cock, young man.
Man: I think not, old hag. You do not deserve my jewels.

lady: "Ok, let's say parrots are cool for this "pirate theme" of yours, but please take that hook off your cock!"

young pirate boy: "Nevhaaaarrrr!!!"

Man: I have a game where I fart and turn around with a can of Febreeze and try to spray the fart before I smell it. I don't want to let the fart win.
Woman: I've written on every shit house wall from here to the Red Sea.

Man: The Eternal leaked!
Woman: It's a trap!!

In this slide, Matilda and Bubert perform a human and parrot representation of a planetary size-comparison diagram.

bird: where's the cream filling??

2nd bird from the left : Why do i have a small man's head growing out of my neck?

Guy in red shirt - "I hate you so much for bringing me to this stupid Parrot party."

win.