am I the only one that didn't know about this?
 

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainmen...032809.article

what the fuck

yes. yes you are

I figured. If I have just found out about this almost a month after it happened the internets have failed me.

I hope he said "you're going to love my nuts" somewhere in this transaction

/thread

In all seriousness though, I'm kind of excited by how amazing this product portrays itself as being.

jesus christ what planet did i log into

I'm not a believer

you say that now. just wait until satan sham wow's your face with a shit rag.

for eternity.

word up peter.

what happens when you use the slap chop to dice the shamwow?

sham pwned

This has been posted before, sorry OP :)

Who is this Shlong or Schlomi person?

have you not seen the Slap Chop commercial?

yr "gunna love" his nuts.

edit: curse you, exploding candle guy.

In all seriousness, it looks as though his shirt is actually made out of ShamWow material.