I need a student loan for my drug habits.
 

Apparently that's what my parents think I'll do with a student loan, and I'm pretty sure they won't cosign. Time to look for a job.

1. Get diagnosed with ADHD
2. Get Adderall
3. Sell to other students
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!!!

No joke, the illegal selling of Adderall as a study aide is HUGE.

Really? How about the sell of meth?

Better yet, how about the sell of acid? I'm going to start spreading that rumor around. "Kids, if you want to get rich, learn to make acid. Sell to atsonicpark. You can read him at mradamco ... uh, well, you can reach him through PM on the SY Board. He needs it to, uh, help blow his mind.. to study.. his... brain.. for school. ACID!"

Will you use it for your drug habits?

Hmm.. you know, unless you're buying cocaine or ecstasy all the time, drugs are cheap.

I really do tire of these drug threads. It's not interesting or edgy. Lets all just shut up about it from now on.

Not at all. I would never buy drugs with loaned money. Besides I'm actually going to need to spend it on useful things!

And for the record, I'm not trying to be edgy. But I feel like I'm fucked without their financial support for college. Not completely fucked, but things are going to be harder.

All time favorite drug quote on this board was "i love meth." I think batreleaser said it.... correct me if I'm wrong!

Sonic Youth 37 is on the right track

-Go to the doctor
-Act like Crispin Glover in this letterman interview
-Get diagnosed with a heavy case of GAD
-get pillz, make $$$

Do I really look like the drug type?

Does she?:

I was aiming my comment at reactions to your post - like the one above, which is just rediculous.

I'm a humourless fuck this morning, apologies.

A loan for you drug habits? You must have an expensive habit there guy.

not at all, but i wouldn't trust young boys in your care.

just one more hit

E is not even that expensive to begin with. It's way cheaper than weed. Well at least in these areas.

Really? In my areas, it's $15-20 for ONE hit.

last time i bought ecstasy it cost about £3 a pill


spending your student loan on drugs is better than spending it on books that you'll never/don't want to read

My friend told me he did shitty in college until we started doing acid and hydros and stuff together and he said his grades have improved a TON. He IS in art school, though, which you know.. isn't the same thing as most schools.. heh.

Of course. Who else would it be?

hah