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Alex's Trip 04.12.2009 03:30 PM

haha
 
Jesus is still dead

This Is Not Here 04.12.2009 04:12 PM

I just hope Jade Goody will be resurected next Easter.

ploesj 04.12.2009 04:12 PM

well i have tons of chocolate eggs so i don't really care.

Derek 04.12.2009 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
I just hope Jade Goody will be resurected next Easter.

pow

SYRFox 04.12.2009 04:18 PM

awesome thread

samuel 04.12.2009 04:20 PM

Actually, I think I saw Jesus shopping at Wal-mart yesterday. He seemed well... a little thin though.

Sonic Youth 37 04.12.2009 04:28 PM

Just then Joshua (Jesus) stumbled through the gate and crashed into us. We were able to catch ourselves and him before anyone fell. The Messiah was holding the little girl's pet bunny, hugging it to his cheek with the big back feet swinging free. He was gloriously drunk. "Know what?" Josh said. "I love bunnies. They toil not, neither do they bark. Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around. So it shall be written. Go ahead Biff, write it down." He waved to me under the bunny, then turned and started back through the gate. "Where's the friggin' wine? I got a dry bunny over here!"

EVOLghost 04.12.2009 05:07 PM

I'm sick...........

Dr. Eugene Felikson 04.12.2009 05:25 PM

Hip hip hooray for horseradish!

exploding plastic candle 04.12.2009 05:44 PM

Or is he undead...


ZOMG ZOMBIE JESUS

atsonicpark 04.12.2009 05:51 PM

 

Alex's Trip 04.12.2009 05:53 PM

 

This Is Not Here 04.13.2009 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samuel
Actually, I think I saw Jesus shopping at Wal-mart yesterday. He seemed well... a little thin though.


Wrong. He works behind the Meat And Fish Counter at the Esher branch of Iceland. Elvis is a shelf-stacker there too.

samuel 04.13.2009 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here
Wrong. He works behind the Meat And Fish Counter at the Esher branch of Iceland. Elvis is a shelf-stacker there too.


Ah, my mistake. I can't stand those Jesus impersonators at Wal-mart... always tricking me. And here I am thinking I gave Jesus a blow job, but it was just some creep. Wait, what?

Kegmama 04.13.2009 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exploding plastic candle
Or is he undead...
ZOMG ZOMBIE JESUS


 

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 04.13.2009 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Jesus is still dead


Kristisos Tensa'e Emutan

Didn't you hear the good news? Christ rose up from death, and it is lording over us no longer :)

Savage Clone 04.13.2009 02:19 PM

 

greedrex 04.13.2009 02:34 PM

 


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