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Jesus is still dead

I just hope Jade Goody will be resurected next Easter.

well i have tons of chocolate eggs so i don't really care.

pow

awesome thread

Actually, I think I saw Jesus shopping at Wal-mart yesterday. He seemed well... a little thin though.

Just then Joshua (Jesus) stumbled through the gate and crashed into us. We were able to catch ourselves and him before anyone fell. The Messiah was holding the little girl's pet bunny, hugging it to his cheek with the big back feet swinging free. He was gloriously drunk. "Know what?" Josh said. "I love bunnies. They toil not, neither do they bark. Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around. So it shall be written. Go ahead Biff, write it down." He waved to me under the bunny, then turned and started back through the gate. "Where's the friggin' wine? I got a dry bunny over here!"

I'm sick...........

Hip hip hooray for horseradish!

Or is he undead...


ZOMG ZOMBIE JESUS

Wrong. He works behind the Meat And Fish Counter at the Esher branch of Iceland. Elvis is a shelf-stacker there too.

Ah, my mistake. I can't stand those Jesus impersonators at Wal-mart... always tricking me. And here I am thinking I gave Jesus a blow job, but it was just some creep. Wait, what?

Kristisos Tensa'e Emutan

Didn't you hear the good news? Christ rose up from death, and it is lording over us no longer :)