lets talk about, cum.
 

why is it sometimes its thick and sometimes its thin? why does it sometimes dribble ans sometimes squirt? is it to do with hydration levels and such or diet or something? i am perplexed.

wankers

It's thick if you don't jack off for a while, you're really turned on, and it has something to do with the amount of fiber and protein you eat. It apparently tastes the best when you've eaten a lot of fruit. Avoid coffee.

Taste nasty, don't like it in my face, like it when my partner swallows it, sticky if you let it sit in your body for long.

exercise is good too

I like to cover my girlfriend in it.

The chunkier cum comes from a lack of hydration/lack of ejaculation. As an experiment, the last time I jerked it and came in gloops, I picked the more solid globs off of my tip and placed them on my wall (like boogers). I was testing to see if the globs would harden and solidify, and remain. In the end, they dissolved, liquified and streaked down.

But if y'all will excuse me...it's Valentines day and I need to glue my girlfriend's eyelids shut.

CUM EVERYWHERE

that's my philosophy

I've noticed since consuming much more protein than usual and much more intense workouts have lowered the amount.

wrong wrong wrong.

It is the temperature of your balls:

hot balls = thin and watery
cold balls = thicker and more solid

One for the ladies, mainly:

Unprotected sex and anal sex. What goes in must come out?

On his face.

Cum In The Streets
 

I really don't want to click there.

lets not.

i clicked, it's good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw

Im sure we've all seen this. But lets see it again.

What's with the creepy music?