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king_buzzo 06.13.2006 11:49 AM

fat shield
 
A 266-pound man was shot in the stomach and survived - because he's so fat.

Chilean doctors say the victim's rolls of fat stopped the bullet getting to his vital organs - acting as a bulletproof vest.

A thinner person would have been killed immediately.

The 33-year-old had been driving his bus when an armed man got on and started robbing passengers.

When he tried to grab the weapon the attacker fired twice. One of the bullets lodged in his stomach

fishmonkey 06.13.2006 01:45 PM

i love these insightful news broadcasts that you give us king_buzzo, just when i think the world aint such a wacky place you tilt the scales of my tiny fragile mind back to the dark side again and well.... provide us with the insightful knowledge that basically... we are all fucked.
keep it up.

king_buzzo 06.13.2006 02:58 PM

hehe thanks.

jon boy 06.13.2006 03:32 PM

maybe all the soldiers in iraq should take this onboard. along with more fried chicken.

CHOUT 06.13.2006 07:56 PM

Fat people rule.

king_buzzo 06.14.2006 08:38 AM

i know

nomadicfollower 06.14.2006 08:41 AM

And they say obesity is bad..

Tokolosh 06.14.2006 08:50 AM

On the other hand, if the bus driver was an anorexic, the bullet could have missed him.

king_buzzo 06.14.2006 10:27 AM

im fat and im proud


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