Deprecate yourself.
 

I am often cold and unwelcoming of strangers.

I also have no self-control when it comes to going to bed on time and sleeping in.

I am often strange and unwhelcoming cold

You also seem to copy others!

I'm too quiet around most people.

I also seem to copy others wrong

I'm stupid and paranoiac

i talk to people on the internet

I have no patience at all
I'm lunatic
Lastly I'm too categorical with friends
And despite appearances I'm too introverted..

Hmm. I dunno. Everyone in real life likes me a lot actually. I'm very friendly and open minded and am willing to do anything a person wants.. I enjoy giving to others, and I feel like I'm really there if people need me. At the same time, I'm perhaps too honest. If someone says "Do I look fat?" I go, "Yes." I once called a girl the most selfish person ever -- in the nicest way possible! I've never yelled at anyone really, except my mom... But anyway it hurt her feelings. I guess in that sense, I don't care, because I don't feel sorry for people.. I CARE, but I feel that most people who whine and bitch in life can solve their problems. Most people I know bitch about not having money -- and then they smoke, drink, do drugs, etc. all the fucking time and .. then, again ... bitch about not having money. I feel like people don't appreciate anything I do for them. Not that I want endless praise. But some people in particular don't seem to really ever say even a simple thank you, which means all the world to me. I don't really care what MOST people think of me -- but the people I care about, I care about them at least thanking me for all I do for them! Because I go above and beyond the call of duty for people I care about.

I am a bit distant with people at times, especially my girlfriend. Something about love weirds me out.. KISSING grosses me out... and I do get depressed all the time and I don't know why.

Overall, I know I'm a good person but I also know that I'm a confusing person... it's difficult for most people to figure me out...

Sometimes I have too much patience with people. That's something that I'm in the process of reorganizing for the better.

I can be a cold hard bitch who makes really rash decisions.
Also I'm selfish.

YAY!

I can sometimes be a mean prick, if i'm in the mood for it.
The worst thing is that I tend to be a prick towards the people I love the most.

i'm shy, sometimes lazy.
i'm messy.
i'm overly sensitive and get hurt too fast.
i hardly ever wear matching socks.

Selfishness with the people I love the most...in other words, being a
bitch just because I can.

*handshake*

+ i dont like being shy...
+ i always start proyects and never finish em.
+ i dont like the fact that i spend a lot of time up in the rooftops.
and that's it.

I think I may have found my double on the internet.

This one. Also, I make other people look bad by being fucking amazing in every possible way.

no.

I keep on reading the name of this thread as defecate on yourself.