So I dreamt last night that I was dating Sarah Palin
 

and all I could say to myself was, "Shit what am I doing? What could explain all this! I dont even drink!"

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? ...am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
My god!...what have I done?

Have you seen the trailer for W. with this song playing in it?

Did you get lucky?

Only dating? Hell, boy, what's wrong with you! I been down to the nitty gritty in my dreams with her already.

I think that sex was implied in dating. but it was not necessarily good, I actually felt violated!

mmmm, maybe... I guess if you live in the 1950s.

you guys are weird... have you ever had a hilary dream?

my ideological opposition to the shitstem extends well into my sexuality.

I have NOT had wet dreams with that woman.

i'd pee in palin's butt.

I'd feel her beehive hairdo.

the torch was passed my friend.



remeber that scene in Beavis and Butthead Do America?

"I notice you have braces, I have braces too!"



well she aint got braces no more!
Beavis and Butthead Do America

the question is in which butt you would NOT pee, hahahaha

neither has slick willy!

never in my life have i ever had a dream involving a political figure. i like it that way

as long as there not obese, hideous or overtly annoying i'd probably pee in their butt. just sayin. :)

Last night I dreamed I kissed Neil Young

If I was a boy I guess it would be fun.

no, it wasn't. remember I said dating, not just casual sex here. this was no wet dream, it was a nightmare! I was being dragged to mid-western white people shit even though this bitch is from Alaska, and I had to pretend that I was like, a part of this scene, and I kept asking myself in my mind "what the fuck is going on?" but it was like, the real me was trapped inside the dreaming me's mind, but the dreaming me was somehow blending in a mediocre, bland, conservative traditional white world! it just made absolutely no sense! i just kept thinking, how I am I pulling this shit off? Can these people see me?

natty dread is never a wallflower in such an odd scene, when natty dread comes to dinner, some folks drop they forks fe real!



but I like the Michael Rose version better

man, that shit is kinky, even for the internet!