Michael and Tony
 

Michael And Tony Rode To School

didnt Have A Problem With Life

michael And Tony Broke The Rules

they Are Now Cancer Patients In Chicago

Why do sickly people always end up in Chicago?

Yes, Chicago. The Lourdes of America.

Wait I just realized this is Michael and Tony, why would they ride a bike together. Kind of gay if you ask me.

You have gays in America too? Christ. And there was me thinking of emigrating.

Well I am assuming they are Aussie's since there really no origin about them.

I like your reasoning. Doesn't Australia have the world's highest percentage of gays? Something like 87% of the population.

I believe this to be true. They only have lesbians so they can be forced to reproduced.

Yes they reckon that by 2015 AIDS will have wiped out the entire population of Australia. All that'll be left are kangaroos and cricket bats.

I am pretty sure those Australians are aboriginals, they only made up that story of being crooks from Britain to have some standing in the world.

racist.

Get over it.

pacifist

German.

Hypnotist

Dutchman

I thought Alien was Aussie, but being dutch sounds right.

Australia, Holland. They're both landmasses optimistically called nations by the locals.

Sort of like Britain.

That's GREAT Britain to you, sunshine.