When is the last time you acted?
 

It can be anytime, maybe you were telling a story about something that happened in the day and no your reenacting the way someone did something

anytime at all

are you any good?

Yeah, I rock.

I act like I enjoy sex all the time, for example. But actually I'm just like that poor male prostitute in Sonny (if anyone's seen that film).

I've been acting content around the people that deserve to know I'm not too much recently.

My, that was escoteric.

I take it your girlfriend does not frequent this forum then dude.

maybe she looks on it in secret
and the deletes her history

And then goes to sit in a dark cupboard and cry.

and then rubs panadol in her hair

And then shaves it off and says "I am beautiful........ now".

she is a sophisticated girl
when her boyfriend walks back in she tells him it was her ex boyfriends fault
and that he doesnt need to feel bad

Quite honestly dude, if it's not enjoyable, tell her and discuss something that might be. Sex where both people aren't enjoying it is not enjoyable sex at all.

sex isn't supposed to be enjoyable. its supposed to be for breeding. only Satanists enjoy sex. Presdient Palin says the Bible says so.

I always knew you were an idiot. Thanks for confirming it. Again.

I get it, nice JOKE man.

Can you please explain this twat what a joke consists of? He doesn't know.

Wow, who WON'T you be calling a twat this afternoon Sarramkrop?

Someone who's not a twat. twat.

The other night you were defending my non-twatiness in the face of adversity, what happened to those times Sarramkrop, WHAT HAPPENED?!

I have no standards.

Okay I'm going to hoover the shop and go home. Enjoy your twat-rampage won't you.










































Twat.

Acting out a story? Pretty recently.

Acting in a production? I was an extra in a shitty movie earlier this year.