sex machine = sexy
 

there is none yet. but have you thought about it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUgIQej9SMg

GET ON UP. HA.

i stay away from him he might burn me with a crack pipe.

din of celestial birds, whut?

There are sex machines. . . I saw an episode of real sex about it. They've got one called the Fuck Saw.

the sy bian?

A Sybian is a device used mostly by women for autoerotic purposes and sexual stimulation (e.g., masturbation). It consists of a saddle-like seat containing an electric motor connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the center.[1] Various phallic objects are specifically designed for the Sybian and can be attached to the rod. The Sybian is designed to vibrate when used, while its attachment weaves around in a circle. This vibration stimulates the clitoris externally, while the penetrative gyration (in a circular motion) stimulates the G-spot. The intensity of either of these actions can be increased or decreased through a control box attached to the Sybian's base with a cord. The combination of the different stimuli can presumably produce more intense orgasms than the user might otherwise be able to experience via more standard autoerotic or other sexual activities.[2]

I think they also made a jackhammer with a dildo on the end.

Does a drilldo count as a sex machine?

i love how there's a drum set in teh back ground lol.

Is that the one that's like a chainsaw but there are fake "tongues" instead of sharpness?
They had that on a Howard Stern episode.
So hot.