My Internet is About to Die...
 

I am :(

have you considered grief counseling?

I have, but I need money to keep it on life support.

buy another internet.
Get more than one internet.
Do whatever it takes to make your internets work

splice a new internet onto the root bulb of an old internet, and you ne ver know what you will get! but it qwill definitely follow mendelev's rules for chromosomal change!

Nothing really dies. Everything is energy. Your Internet will simply take on a new form of energy.

damn rob, you are a regular internetician

Stop messing with thermodynamics.

I'm simply stating the natural order of things.

your internets will remain in a state of quantum flux, until you manage to corrall enough neutrinos to craft a makeshift array, with which to bend the flux towards one state or another, just make sure you choose the correct state

Me: How much does it cost for an internet at this store
Best buy employee: well that entirely depends on how mcuh of it you are going to be buying.
I walk away in disgust at the fact that this man works in a tech store.

woah... I never looked at it like that. That's some heavy shit man...

This audio is for all.

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/062308_hogan_911.mp3

is that who i think it is?

Probably

you can have some of my intynet rations, i have them stockpiled for when mc'cain gets "elected" and the shit hits the fan nukewise

It's officially dead. Oh well neighbors internet.